Back when we wore short trousers and sported ridiculous hairstyles, the deepest and most heartfelt way to express your love for another person involved a tape deck, anything between 1 to 12 hours to spare on a rainy Sunday afternoon, and most important of all, a C60 cassette tape.

Now of course we wonder how on earth we ever had 12 hours of spare time to do anything at all. Flash drives abound nowadays, but in a grey digital age it’s important to be able to tart up our tech and have a little fun. This 1 Gig flash drive may seem to be an anachronism, but its neat flip-out USB port and oodles of space make it the perfect little portable filing cabinet. Fill it with hundreds of your favourite tracks, piles and piles of your top photos, or slightly more dull but no less useful, all your important documents (Government Departments please don’t fill this with all our personal records and leave it on a train). The cassette comes with a sheet of graffiti style stickers so you can pimp up your tape, and of course it comes in a traditional style cassette tape box. It’s the ultimate in nostalgic data storage and transfer that even a computer luddite can get their head round.

USB Mixa Tape from IWOOT

The Sat Nag is the greatest in-car invention since the Sat Nav. Actually no, it’s better than a Sat Nav, and even if it’s guaranteed to get you nowhere fast, it’s one of those jokes that just keeps on giving.

Press the button on the front and a very well-recorded, patronising woman’s voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands. With such crackers as: “I know you’re a man, but it’s been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you’re lost and ask someone the way”; and “In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right”, as well as “In 50 meters I’m going to put on my most annoying voice and say ‘Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling?” and “In 100 meters I’m going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know you’ve upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault”.

Sat Nag from IWOOT

Son of Hibachi BBQ is a portable BBQ that is durable, reliable and functional. With some neat self-cleaning and a compact design, it’s a joy to use. You need this for all those summer beach parties! Read more details about Son of Hibachi BBQ at IWOOT

Features

• An ingenious, foldaway, portable BBQ.
• A super-quick BBQ start-up time of just 7-10 minutes.
• The BBQ self extinguishes and preserves coal.
• Virtually self-cleaning thanks to trapped heat incinerating grease and scraps and sterilising the grills.
• Two double cast iron removable grills- adjustable to four heights.
• An ash drawer.
• A Draft Slide Handle to heat the BBQ in record time.
• Removable legs.
• Removable handles.
• A Snuff Out Pouch so you can move the BBQ without waiting for the coals to cool.
• Suitable for ages 16 years+.

Read more details about Son of Hibachi BBQ at IWOOT